Courtesy of the legendary Ernie Flapps:
Christianity, I’ve been told by an expert, is a mild form of depression. And one day I was strolling through my town and I saw some Christians selling the message of our Lord and they had put the face of Jesus Christ on a bucket. They had then made a wall out of the buckets.
Surely he never envisaged this? That everything he did would come down to this? Twisting people’s arms to believe in him after all he did. What a sad mess...I bet he deserted us long ago.