Thursday, 29 December 2005
A Dog Finds Jesus
Christians are my favourite comedians.
Click here to follow the story of Bones, a Redbone Coonhound, and how he met his best friend Jesus and what his new best friend did for him.
I've decided it's been a while since I committed a crime so I'm publishing a memo below which the UK Government are trying to suppress, with the threat of prosecution under the Official Secrets Act. It details our use of intelligence extracted by torture and legal advice the Foreign Office received on the subject.
I could go to prison for this, so if anyone else wants a copy please feel free to copy it and add it to your website.