"That motherfuckin' bastard tree is fuckin' dust after our esteemed leader launched a holy fuckin' war on it's sorry wooden ass and smited it into a thousand pieces like the bitch it is...or was."
The President had this to say in his defence:
"As you can possibly see, I have an injury myself, not here at the hospital, but in combat with a cedar. I eventually won. The cedar gave me a little scratch."
This comment was made at the Amputee Care Center of Brooke Army Medical Center, San Antonio, Texas on January 1st, 2006. You may need to read that last bit again and realise with utter horror that President Bush, in a clumsy attempt at an ice-breaker, was comparing his injuries caused by being an asshat to men and woman who have lost limbs due to a war he so desperately wanted to fight.
Video of the speech is here, you may have to watch through your fingers and what is it with all those massive pauses between words?
Here is a picture of Bush having better times with a Cedar tree and clearly kicking it's ass:
And here is a picture of soldier Robert Jackson with no legs: