Actually that's a lie, I do know, I'm up for a lovely acting job and had about 14 million recalls and I'm so desperate to get it for both financial and professional reasons that I could eat through my own face. But the wait goes on and knowing my luck it'll clash with the tour I'm going to be starting next week...
That man's pert ass cheeks are also there to distract me from the fact that the latest TERROR ALERT (Trademark of Bush/Blair. All Rights Reserved) was clearly such a pile of crap it beggars belief, as it stands there is still not a shred of evidence pointing to any terror attack. So not only do we now have the flawed doctrine of pre-emptive attack/defence in war but also in intercepting terror: "These Muslims may only be 3 months old but at some time or another in their life they may be provoked, by our policies across the globe, to carry out an attack, so we may as well arrest them now!"
Get this people: none of the alleged terrorists had made a bomb, none had bought a plane ticket and many of them did not even have passports!