Saturday night, I had the pleasure of the company of good friends and a night out in my endz, which for those of you that don't know is in the county of Essex.
Now Essex females (from this point on, hereby referred to as Essex Girls) have a bit of reputation as seriously sexy ladies with a lot of dirty love to give to the right man, it's one of the joys of living in Loughton that an absolute bevy of these beauties decorate the local area.
Last night we encounted some of the finest specimens of Essex Girls I've seen in a long time, when my friends and I patronised the Nu Bar, it was chocker block with high heels, short skirts and blond hair.
It was a hoedown of the highest order.
GOD BLESS ESSEX AND ALL WHO SAIL IN HER!