Tuesday, 7 November 2006

I’m on Television and Other Ego Massage

The advert I made for the James Bond Casino Royale scratchcard has been running across British TV, which has led to me being recognised in the street already (even though it’s a blink and you’ll miss it performance as a painter and decorator) and also the joy of knowing that every time it’s on, I get money.


The products connection to the new James Bond movie has meant that it has had great exposure and it is tied in with other leading brands, the rumour on the Internet is that it’ll be shown at selected Odeon cinemas, where they are also giving out free scratchcards to encourage gambling.

Speaking of which, my mum, believing that if sales of the scratchcard in question increase I will personally get the credit and perhaps a financial cut, has been buying large quantities of Casino Royale based gambling devices and triumphantly informed me that she had won £3…the card itself cost £2.

I’ve been keeping something from you my dear readers but I am fit to burst: I have just secured a marvellous acting job that will increase my profile in the United States massively; I can’t say more than that at the moment as these things have to be kept confidential but never the less, these are very exciting and successful times for me.

Peace to you all.


  1. Hey and just as i was reading this you popped up again for the second time today well that i know of. I have seen you on sky sports 1 and itv2 now whilst Goldeneye was on nevertheless. IM WANNA BE BOND HAHA

  2. I knew it. You're the new Ace Hardware spokesperson, aren't you?

  3. I got beat up by the police yesterday so I guess things are kinda exciting for me too.

    Not the "being on TV" kind of exciting, more like the "I won't require a kidney transplant" kind.

    Ah, the joys of living...

  4. Tales: it can't be on enough mate!

    Jess: no comment.

    Col.Dr: hope you're well, your blog is linked.

  5. If and when you're ever in LA, you are more than welcome to drive out here to the desert for a visit. I know you're good at entertaining 2-year-olds.

  6. massively, eh? it's gotta be SF related. a comics movie? harry Potter? something geeky.

  7. Good to hear that things are going well mate,Break a leg un all that.


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