There is a person I walk past every day on the way to work who is selling The Big Issue, they are what we call an 'empowered beggar'.
Trouble is, they bug the shit out of me. Why?
First off, they speak in an impenetrable Eastern European accent, which renders much of what they say useless to the human ear.
Second off, no matter what gender you are, the homeless in questions calls you madam; whether you are a madam or not. Thus, all 6ft 7in of me is as much of a madam as a 5ft nothing teen emo queen. That is clearly wrong.
Has no one taken the beggar in question aside and advised them on the error of their ways? Is no one as bothered as I am? Or is it quite simply that we all like laughing at the foreigner when they say things they don't understand?
Oh come on, surely I wasn't the only one to make the blonde, Catholic, French exchange student say blowjob over and over again...