You have been warned...
I nearly got pushed onto the tracks today at Liverpool Street Station, some guy thought I pushed him, when in fact it was the asshat in front of me who did the deed and he spun round and had a shove, however, I am quite an object to shove and the wee man rather bounched off me.
It goes without saying I had a word with the little creature and he ran off.
May his sex organs drop off and his wife be covered in poo.
(Thanks to Rich and Counterwork for the image)