Tuesday, 19 August 2008

The Fire Drill Email

Dear all,
Today as usual we are testing the fire alarm at 10.30
Please do not leave the building unless you see Yuland or myself distressed fighting the flames with a fire blanket and smoke all over the office.
Or if someone is actually on fire.
Regards,

3 comments:

  1. I can sue you for the copyright of the joke!

    This email could be possible because the bosses were on holiday, now, welcome back to boringland

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