Not only did it produce Adolf Hitler and Arnold Schwarzenegger, it also has a town called Fucking.
Austrians seem to have mastered the art of locking their daughters in a dungeon and having sex them them, producing inbred, incestuous love-kids.
It also consistently throws up 'charismatic' extreme right-wing, populist politicians and parties that hate foreigners and think that the Nazi's had some good ideas.
And to top it off, Klaus Emmerich (Austria's top political commentator) had this to say when it was clear Barack Obama was going to win the election:
"I do not want the Western world to directed by a black man. And if you say this is a racist remark, I say you are damn right it is...Obama is a highly disturbing development because blacks are not as far advanced in the civilisation process nor in their political progress."I think we should launch Austria into space, seriously, it's a fucking haven for bigots, sex offenders and right-wing thinking.
Like I said, Austria is shit...