RUN TO THE HILLS! PIG AIDS IS EVERYWHERE! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE A HORRIBLE AND PAINFUL SLOW DEATH! IT'S JUST LIKE 28 DAYS LATER BUT WITHOUT THE ZOMBIES WHO CAN RUN REALLY FAST AND SPIT BLOOD! YEAH, IT IS JUST LIKE THAT!
I tell you what, this Pig AIDS sure is moving real quick, in fact, it's surge around the world is only matched by it's surge into the blogosphere and my blogs of note. I found evidence of Pig AIDS infection here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here.
OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THIS POST! I'VE GOT PIG AIDS TOO!
Arnold Schwarzenegger has declared a state of emergency in California, as 13 people (out of the state's 36.5 million) might have have Pig AIDS. Which bodes well for if he ever gets near the White House, as it illustrates his calm thinking in times of non-crisis. Indeed, the entire world seems to be blindly panicking, perhaps unnerved by a rare reminder of humanity's liminality, weakness and temporary nature...