Monday, 7 September 2009

Gordon Brown is a Sexy Bitch

I was surfing the web and I stumbled upon some pictures of my Prime Minister Gordon Brown, some Polaroids to be precise...

Now before you all run to the hills, it's not some smutty instant picture of him dressed up as a sexy nurse, or exposing himself as he indulges in his Omorashi fetish (seriously, click the link, in a nutshell, Omorashi is a penchant for people with a full bladder...I kid you not), although perhaps his wife, Sarah Brown, might be into Teratophilia: a sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people...

OK, that's pretty unfair and if any spouse of an ex-Prime Minister is a Teratophile then it has to be Cherie Blair...

As long as it stretches to moral deformity and monstrousness.

Anyway, I spotted these Polaroids and thought that the PM looked very bloody dashing indeed and if seeing is believing then here they are (click on image to make it bigger)...

Am I going mad or does Gordon look a fine hunk of love?

Answers in the comments please or a postcard, up to you really.

17 comments:

  1. Reserving comment until I see the nurse costume pic.

    I will say he has aged well. But that is not saying much.

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  2. And the punchline to the joke goes something like:

    "Oooh yes, he can fuck me anytime. I mean he's been fucking the country since he got into power..."

    No?

    Or...

    The caption to the final photo (bottom right) is:

    "Yes, my balls really are this big..."

    It's the ol' wonky eye thing though. Thom Yorke is the same and you wouldn't want that whinging wanker running the country either.

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  3. Actually, that's a pretty nice quartet of photos.

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  4. showbizzy stuff doesn't suit him; he should stick to trying to run the country! Dashing, maybe, but that's about it. Poor Gordon.

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  5. Daniel, just checked out the omorashi shit. WTF?@! arousal from a full bladder? Humans are really something else! At least with manga, you understand: introduction to the real porn! This stuff is just ...eeeeewww!

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  6. Ellie:

    The nurse pic is a hot one...

    Darren:

    You should be a stand-up...

    Dave:

    Agree, they look kinda good don't they?

    Emmanuel:

    Dashing is a good word for it I reckon and glad you chekced out that Omorashi shit, you telling me you don't get turned on by a full bladder?

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  7. I might be a sign that I'm getting old or something, but Sarah Brown is tidy, I reckon.

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  8. I have to say that Gordon Brown pic at the top (the one with long hair) had me in tears :-)

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  9. If I stand up, I tend to get knocked down...

    Anyhoo, do you do requests? If so, you might want to check out the new German Hitler AIDs advert that is doing the rounds. It starts like a softcore porn movie and the final shot is of a guy supposedly being Hitler with the caption: "AIDs is mass murder"

    There's lots of material there. I'd do it myself but I'm not in that game until I get out of this village.

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  10. Neil:

    Agreed, she is tidy indeed although that is a fine glamour photo.

    Claude:

    Hopefully not tears of distress but tears of laughter? His face is so long.

    Darren:

    Seen that Hitler ad, quite disturbing indeed.

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  11. please tell me these are more wax museum pictures...

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  12. Alas, no, this is our leader.

    Not as hot as yours...

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  13. what is so weird about omorashi? it's an sexy and arousing thing. it's an artistic stuff not fetish!!! omorashi rocks! it's the hottest thing on this earth

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  14. Secret Lover:

    Thanks for stopping by, I'm cool with the idea that people get turned on by the idea of a girl being desperate to piss but don't try and make out that it isn't a little bit weird.

    I also think you need to accept that it is a fetish, just as the desire to rub your organs against an oak tree or watch a woman push a pedal up and down makes you on the fringes of sexual desire but a welcome fringe.

    As for being the hottest thing on earth, no, sorry, you are confusing your opinion with fact but perfectly cool you think it is that hot.

    Take care now!

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  15. The bottom left aka Christine Keeler pose does it for me. Pity he's not in boxer shorts though....sigh

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