I don't know what it is with bus stops in London and the ones that are near my gaff but they are becoming a rich source of material for my blog.
There I was, minding my own business in Wood Green, waiting for a bus to take me home when I spied a home made poster sellotaped to the bus shelter...
It warns us that Helen Yemane (pictured) is a devil and a liar, just in case you had forgotten that one of the skills usually attributed to a devil is its ability to lie at the drop of a hat. It then mentions Quicksilver in Wood Green, which is one of those terrible amusement arcades with nasty ceramics in the window, where people go to piss away their dreams, where one can only presume she works; indeed the attached phone number belongs to Quicksilver.
We then have the magic moment that, based on a grainy, badly photocopied image of a slightly startled looking Helen Yemane, someone deigned her sexy and felt compelled to scrawl over the top of the poster.
The mind boggles as to what poor Helen did to offend some one so much that they felt moved to make posters of her and put them up not too far from where she worked. Is it the classic story of a spurned lover (rightly spurned, if they make fucking posters of you and stick them to bus stops) or is she in fact a devil (if not the devil) and a horrible liar?
I've decided that I'm going to visit Helen Yemane this Thursday at Quicksilver and ask her about the devil thing.
I'll keep you posted as to how that goes...